blushfig:

Someone once said: “I miss home but I do not know if it’s the right place for me to grow.” And it hit me really hard

boopednose:

thexfiles:

thexfiles:

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets

“I have a degree from yale”

“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”

sugarbabystyle:

1017andpregnant:

Pastor: Now here’s sister Shirley with the announcements

Sister Shirley:

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Thank you pastor.

Why yal keep doing this to this poor baby

venusisfortransbians:

poetrylesbian:

Girls who call other girls “honey”, “lovely”, “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, and other terms of endearment automatically are my favourite girls. So sweet and loving and kind, a of them. Every time a girl or woman calls me a cute term of endearment? #blessed #healed #happy #glowing #complete #content

Cute receptionist at the doctor’s office the other day said “what’s up buttercup?” when I came in and I almost cried

66koi:

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

lohaanda:

my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

firebreathingbitchqueenx:

just-shower-thoughts:

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

bepeu:

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

204:

anyone could kill me but they dont. i love that. love & trust xx

"Don’t say maybe if you want to say no." Paulo Coelho
(via wordsnquotes)

gothicprep:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

yesterdaysprint:
“ Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, August 30, 1932
”

sallyjacson:

since fall has officially started it’s illegal for it to be hot out